Thursday, December 18, 2008

Ten Things I Hate About You

1. I hate you when you shout, "Cretino/Cretina" to those who drive imperfectly in front of your car.
2. I hate you when you want me to pull your index finger only for me to hear your loud fart. Then you laugh your stomach out when you see how disgusted I was.
3. I hate you when you're taking me back home every Sunday midnight. I still need to count another 5 long days before I see you.
4. I hate you when you sleep while we are watching a movie... but pretending you are listening when I tap your arm.
5. I hate your blue eye that secretly winks at me while having dinner at the table. It makes my heart lift out of joy.
6. I hate you when you say, "buona notte amore" and kissing my forehead after. But later will jump out of bed to play your favorite GTA4 game.
7. I hate you secretly putting milk instead of "grappa" on my coffee...(as your father wants me to take some of it) to protect me from feeling bad. Am totally allergic with alcohol.
8. I hate you being so good in the kitchen.. giving me a hard time to resist your food and think about my diet.
9. I hate your mobile fone.. which is always dead.
10. I hate how you simply made me love you this way.

2 comments:

  1. for the one who keeps looking on this one...post updated :)

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  2. Am sorry, cant post a foul comment here. Dont be too much bitter. Life is beautiful to live with pain and bitterness. Accept the reality that the person is no longer happy. If you're intelligent enough, you'll be able to understand the logic of the story. Thought you're God-fearing? where did you get your foul-smelling words?

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