Ten Things I Hate About Me

1. I hate being "late" most of the time. Am not irresponsible, but the word "punctuality" is hard to find on my vocabulary. Rushing and putting myself in pressure is a kind of challenge to me! Am a bit impatient, I'd rather do things in pressure than be seated and wait.
2. I hate possessing this fast-moving mind that travels as fast as light.. One word from you could intend a lot of complicated meanings to me. So kindly speak with all sincerity and openness.
3. I hate having lots of energy and stamina..am a total workaholic and a night owl.
4. I hate my sweaty palms.
5. I hate my impulsive decisions.
6. I hate when I lie... you'll discover the truth in a while.
7. I hate being too nice to all.. some people take advantage.
8. I hate myself when I get angry.. you'll see a totally different me.
9. I hate having dreamless sleeps, or worst, even with a 10-minute nap. I want a quality sleeepp please!
10. I hate myself being imprisoned by this elusive, perfect love. I get hook to it so fast.

Ten Things I Hate About You

1. I hate you when you shout, "Cretino/Cretina" to those who drive imperfectly in front of your car.
2. I hate you when you want me to pull your index finger only for me to hear your loud fart. Then you laugh your stomach out when you see how disgusted I was.
3. I hate you when you're taking me back home every Sunday midnight. I still need to count another 5 long days before I see you.
4. I hate you when you sleep while we are watching a movie... but pretending you are listening when I tap your arm.
5. I hate your blue eye that secretly winks at me while having dinner at the table. It makes my heart lift out of joy.
6. I hate you when you say, "buona notte amore" and kissing my forehead after. But later will jump out of bed to play your favorite GTA4 game.
7. I hate you secretly putting milk instead of "grappa" on my coffee...(as your father wants me to take some of it) to protect me from feeling bad. Am totally allergic with alcohol.
8. I hate you being so good in the kitchen.. giving me a hard time to resist your food and think about my diet.
9. I hate your mobile fone.. which is always dead.
10. I hate how you simply made me love you this way.